that Arcade Fire Twitter rage in full
Thought I’d collect it all together for you. Suggestions always welcome.
RAGE 1: 31 January – 2 February
OK. Enough already. Today is International PLAY NO ARCADE FIRE day. Please RT
C’mon! Play some decent music! Maybe burn a Clegg effigy? Celebrate the fact today is international PLAY NO ARCADE FIRE day. Please RT
What’s more boring than a copy of Arcade Fire’s The Suburbs? Two copies of Arcade Fire’s The Suburbs
Why did the music fan cross the road? TO GET AWAY FROM THE ARCADE FIRE CONCERT
Rejoice! Be happy! Set light to a Tory! Celebrate your very existence! For today is international PLAY NO ARCADE FIRE day. Please RT
What do you call an Arcade Fire fan who likes music? A masochist.
Q. How many Arcade Fire fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. That’s just not funny.
(Grits teeth) No. More. Arcade. FIRE!
RAGE 2: 10 February
What’s the difference between U2 and Arcade Fire? Fucked if I can tell.
What time is it when a new Arcade Fire song appears? Time to get off the fucking fence. ARCADE FIRE ARE BORING SHITE
What type of rifle do Arcade Fire fans prefer? A small bore.
How do you confuse an Arcade Fire fan? Play them some interesting music.
RAGE 3: 11 February – 13 February
“It’s a lot easier to get smaller,” say Arcade Fire to The Guardian. Well, a start would be to FUCKING SPLIT UP
“It’s a lot easier to get smaller,” say Arcade Fire to The Guardian. I agree. It’s gotta be a strain being THAT BLAND
“It’s a lot easier to get smaller,” say Arcade Fire to The Guardian. Yeah. Start by reducing the size of THOSE EGOS
“It’s a lot easier to get smaller,” say Arcade Fire to The Guardian. Yep. Start making some DECENT RECORDS
Why did Arcade Fire cross the road? ANYTHING TO SELL A FEW MORE FUCKING RECORDS
What do you call a rock band that doesn’t rock? Arcade Fire.
What’s the difference between an Arcade Fire fan and someone who says they don’t like music? Self-awareness.
So is ‘The Suburbs’ an authentic reflection of the US and Canadian suburbs? As boring as all hell.
Arcade Fire fans. Isn’t it enough that 50,753,672 people already like yr fucking band? WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO??????
Woke up this morning. Didn’t play any Arcade Fire. Felt fucking great.
Are Arcade Fire the ultimate rock bland?
didn’t play any Arcade Fire all day. felt brilliant
What do you feed an Arcade Fire fan at a dinner party? Doesn’t matter. They’ve got no taste.
RAGE 4: 14 February
Arcade Fire won Album of the Year at the Grammys? Wow. There’s validation for you. A music award from a bunch of people who don’t like music
Arcade Fire win a Grammy – the end of @pitchforkmedia as a plausible critical source?
Arcade Fire won album of the year. There is a GOD … and She’s in the pocket of corporate America, same as everyone else
ah well. at least it’ll stop those ‘indie’ rock musicians from being able to pretend they’re in the remotest bit ‘alternative’….
Weird how the Grammys didn’t matter yesterday to the indie kids. And now they do. Fucking wannabe corporate cock suckers
@all_ages where’s the blip? they’ve given the award to this year’s Coldplay. Plus ca change.
Arcade Fire – the Coldplay it’s still not OK to like.
what’s better than upsetting Arcade Fire fans? Upsetting more Arcade Fire fans
Yep. Arcade Fire are a gateway band for kids. A gateway to boredom.