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 Everett True

subtle use of statistics and juxtaposition to show why Arcade Fire sucks

Take a look at those plays. That’s an entire mountain range of shit music, right there.

 Wallace Wylie

Death Rattle – The Stone Roses, Primal Scream, Oasis and the travesty of British Alternative Rock in the 90s

Large elements of the UK alternative press seemed to be waiting for the right guitar band to get behind, the right guitar band to believe in. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Stone Roses.

 Wallace Wylie

The Strokes – Under Cover Of Darkness (video and song)

The video is barely worth mentioning. Everyone but Julian looks emotionless. Julian is perturbed. That’s the video.

 Everett True

how not to write a press release

Shark? aren’t bad. That’s it. End of review.

 Everett True

Back when I was a working critic, part two

I’m trying to avoid working here, so here’s another excerpt. Taken from 2001, I believe. FRIDAY AUGUST 17 2001 Clever, friendly and articulate, I notice I have no memory of the events that transpired more than three days hence. The sun beats down upon a town of ingrates and foreign students, each more desperate than […]