Perhaps the editors at BuzzFeed really do believe that Chastity Belt thought their photograph was in some way alluring, you know… sexy?
This video disturbs me. There’s something quite WRONG about it.
Choruses as big as Liverpool.
It’s brief. It’s brutal. It’s over in under 120 seconds.
I cannot FUCKING HELP MYSELF.
I don’t know much about what I like but I know about art.
The only question you need to hold in your head today is “Does it pass the Scrabble test”? Why yes. Yes, I believe it does.
This passes the Kid Koala test. So laidback it’s beyond horizontal. Chilled. Woozy. Wonderful.
Everything is slightly confused and blurred like a Trafalgar Square night bus home.
The nattily-titled ‘Bear Vomit’ will probably remain their greatest moment… but Bangs fuck a goat, it’s such a moment!