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 Hannah Golightly

Why Everett True is wrong: ‘They’re all out of step except my Johnny’

Scratch n Sniff music criticism? That’s gotta be wrong. But it’s True.

 Everett True

15 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board, 13.07.11 – 19.07.11

“But this Fado music! That’s some beautiful sad bastard stuff, yes?”

 Everett True

15 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board, 06.07.11 – 12.07.11

The internet is an amazing place. Turntable.fm just made it even better.

 Everett True

15 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board, 28.06.11 – 05.07.11

That difference is the difference between a music industry and a music community.

 Tom Randall

Manifest This – Collapse Board exists to prove nihilistic fucktards like Morrissey wrong

So, Morrisey. Collapse Board exists to prove nihilistic fucktards like you wrong.

 Logan K. Young

You’re Transgressing All Over Me: Yet Another Collapse Board Manifesto

We propose that all print rags be blown up and all boring SEO lists never be read again

 Everett True

From the archives. Pitchfork.

Let me run that line past you again. They can’t play

 Everett True

Collapse Board manifesto number 9: Pitchfork, the betrayal of music & some great songs

Collapse Board. We criticise because we care.

 Scott Creney

What the hell are we doing here? A Collapse Board manifesto of sorts.

We have a freedom that Pitchfork, Rolling Stone, daily and weekly papers lost a long time ago. The freedom to say whatever we want to say, however we want to say it.

 Everett True

TRUE STORY! 22th February 2011 (translated from the Italian)

“DO YOU REMEMBER THAT BAND THAT MADE YOU DREAM ALL SUMMER LONG, THE BAND WHOSE SONGS YOU KNOW BY HEART ALL THE LYRICS? WELL, IT’S CRAP! AND SO ARE YOU!”