Song of the day – 584: Fully Cooked
In music, as in writing, brevity is a virtue. This song is 27 seconds long and it does more in 27 seconds than most bands manage in 27 years.
There’s a free album here. Nine songs, 4.4 minutes. Offensive, brash, FUN. Noisy fuck yeah. One song runs to an almost moribund 54 seconds, but I haven’t listened to that one on principle. Just savour the song titles. ‘Kids Of Cunts’. ‘Old Lady’s Box’. ‘Dickhead’.
…fucking album’s finished before I’ve even had a chance to write about it! And it finishes at it starts. With a simulated orgasm.
Damn. Fully Cooked. “Chick-fronted punk rock” from Melbourne. Don’t blink. Don’t ever fucking blink. Imagine the fucken live show! Record label here.
Thanks to Shaun Tenzenmen for the tip.