This man is fucking outrageous
The fucks will be edited at the end of this … now we added a 72pt font fuck too!
Why you’re secretly an elitist (and why that’s a good thing)
Arcade Fire are like a hook-up in the toilets at a nightclub. They do the job, sure, but there’s nowhere to go beyond that.
Carter Tutti Void – Transverse (Mute)
By Princess Stomper It goes dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. I am playing Bejeweled Blitz as I listen because I am a fidget, but I realise as the clock runs out that I have forgotten the game. I have forgotten how to play it. Match. Lines. Of. Three.
How I lost my love for music (and how I found it again)
Fuck this, I’d rather listen to Kylie.
Madonna – MDNA (Interscope)
Madonna reminds me of the creepy old goth who used to hang out at the club hitting on the teenage girls – she’s just too old for this.
Alexander Tucker – Third Mouth (Thrill Jockey)
Third Mouth is achingly, tinglingly beautiful. Think of folk and you’ll think of knitwear and frump, but here you can smell the moss and soil.
Manorexia @ Union Chapel, London 12.04.12
Hell, it rocks harder than any of those lily-livered upper-middle-class floppy-haired fops in the charts.
The electronic double standard
It just sounds like Bjork so you might as well just listen to Bjork.
Intelligent women – the best of IDM
Yes, I know it’s a loaded term. IDM. “Intelligent Dance Music”.
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Witness, and pay tribute at the throne of the One, the Only, the True Word.