Music Criticism for Dummies

1. I’m a music critic. That means that sometimes I don’t like certain records, and I’ll try and explain why.

2. I’m a music critic. That means that sometimes I don’t like certain shows, and I’ll try and explain why.

3. I’m a music critic. That means sometimes I might “criticise” the people who make music.

4. I’m a music critic. That means that sometimes I might “criticise” the context around the music.

5. I’m a music critic. That means that sometimes you might get “upset” reading my opinion.

6. I’m a music critic. That means that sometimes you might “agree” with my opinion.

by Everett True

My name is Everett True. I am a music critic. This is what I do. I criticise music. The clue is in my job description – music critic. I do not consider myself a journalist, as I do not research or report hard news. I do not consider myself a commentator as I believe that everyone should be a participant. I criticise people and in return I am not surprised if other people criticise me. It is part of the whole deal of being in the public arena. I am Everett True. Believe in me and I have power like a God. Quit believing in me and I no longer exist.