You want to get paid for music writing? You’re pretty soon going to find out that you are in a world that has nothing to do with music or writing. It’s about executing PR campaigns.
I have been doing this too long to be in it for the tickets.
The ability not just to make words stick to a page/screen but give them a sense of life, make them walk and talk with your own spirit – s’tricky and the best music critics have always done it.
Music critics are NOT fucking cool – never have been, never will be
Everything is hidden in plain sight.
Who watches the watchmen?
Collapse Board. We criticise because we care.
Of course we’re ungrateful, you patronising fuckwit. What exactly gives people who have cocks the authority to give or take human rights from people who have cunts? Absolutely nothing.