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 Wallace Wylie

A review of ‘Muchacho’ by Phosphorescent based only on the front cover

Is it irresponsible to write an album review without having heard a single note from said album? Maybe. It would probably depend on the album.

 Wallace Wylie

Some random thoughts on ‘Still Crazy After All These Years’ and Paul Simon in general

This appears to be the opposite of crazy. It’s mundane. Why would somebody describe their encounters with normal everyday situations and then call themselves crazy? Why indeed. They’d have to be delusional.

 Wallace Wylie

Secret Memo Regarding Nirvana’s ‘In Utero’ Reissue Leaked

Secret Memo Regarding Nirvana’s ‘In Utero’ Reissue Leaked

People not only like to read the same story over and over again, they demand it. Our job is to retell the story, to reinforce the legends, to emphasise the inflexibility of the narrative.

 Wallace Wylie

Wallace Wylie’s Top Ten of 2012

2012 has been my favourite year for music in probably a decade.

 Wallace Wylie

Beck – Song Reader (Faber/McSweeney’s) THE BAD REVIEW

Beck selling sheet music is like McDonald’s selling a recipe book. “Hey, we’re not going to sell you the Super-Ultra-Mega Big Mac, but you can buy our recipe book and make your own version.” Those recipes might even look complex on paper, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t consuming garbage.

 Wallace Wylie

The iPod and the Function of Music

Unless a particular artistic discipline has massive popular support then it ceases to become culturally relevant.

 Wallace Wylie

Hating Hipsters: How The Mainstream Hijacked Authenticity And Made Non-Conformity A Joke

Why exactly does the whole world want to distance itself from the term hipster?

 Wallace Wylie

22 of Wallace Wylie’s favourite songs of 2012 (most of which are actually from 2012) so far

2012. I’m not going to lie to you, it’s been a shit year in terms of my personal life.

 Everett True

“collapse board is but a baby wombat in the works of the mighty australian street press”

collapse board is a great place to lose two hours

 Wallace Wylie

Ignorant Fantasies | Race and Class Delusions From David Thomas

The fantasy world that David Thomas inhabits reeks of privilege and conceit. Perhaps I expected a bit more intelligence, a bit more individuality, a bit more adventurousness to his thinking. Then again, he is a white middle-class American male. We can’t expect too much.