Anyone fancy distributing this to half a billion people free of charge? Go on, you can have it. Honest. I don’t mind. ————————————————————————- Why did the U2 fan cross the road? Because it was free. How many U2 fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just let it go dead and follow […]
I would love to hear 100 versions of this playing simultaneously.
If you give it a seven out of a ten you will die EVEN MORE ALONE than the rest of us
Here’s my answer. You can ignore it if you want, but fuck. It would be a shame if everyone does.
As noted in last Thursday’s post, veteran music rag Spin has pronounced the traditional album review dead.
Granted, many people hate Morrissey, but The Smiths are generally given an easy ride.
“DO YOU REMEMBER THAT BAND THAT MADE YOU DREAM ALL SUMMER LONG, THE BAND WHOSE SONGS YOU KNOW BY HEART ALL THE LYRICS? WELL, IT’S CRAP! AND SO ARE YOU!”
ke$ha aped Uffie and now Britney’s aping Ke$ha
Someone was accusing me of going soft on Kings Of Leon the other day. Bangs wept! I CANNOT have such aspersions cast on my professional integrity. The following is for him, my faceless accuser. Reprinted from Something Awful, 19/11/10.