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 Wallace Wylie

8 Things You Should Avoid Saying in Response to a Music Review You Dislike

Have you read Lester Bangs? Guess what? He was a failed musician.

 Ben Pratt

Modern Day Music Criticism Sucks

Nationally-distributed music magazines have turned into paper-thin circle-jerk bullshit

 Scott Creney

Chihei Hatakeyama – Mirror (Room 40)

Dr. Doolittle wanted to talk to the animals, but Chihei Hatakeyama has his ear against the plankton.

 Wallace Wylie

We Don’t Have To Breed – Nirvana’s Nevermind and masculinity

Stuck with powerful sexual impulses, I convinced myself that to act on them was disrespectful and cheap.

 Erika Meyer

How I Learned To Play Guitar

How I Learned To Play Guitar

Great rock music has less to do with ‘skill’ and ‘talent’ and more to do with a person’s ability to use music as an artistic medium.

 Bianca Valentino

Joe Cardamone (Icarus Line) – The Collapse Board Interview

Most people just turn the other way for success. I think we’ve had a career of uncompromising vision.

 Everett True

Pop music vs the ‘classic’ Australian Top 10

Pop music that shits all over the tired, tepid male rock posturing of the other nine videos from a wonderfully giddy height.

 Everett True

Song of the day – 352: The Marvelettes

Postmen, railway stations, talking in the street for half-an-hour after you last said goodbye … folk go for the most obvious signifiers.

 Everett True

TRUE STORY! 22th February 2011 (translated from the Italian)

“DO YOU REMEMBER THAT BAND THAT MADE YOU DREAM ALL SUMMER LONG, THE BAND WHOSE SONGS YOU KNOW BY HEART ALL THE LYRICS? WELL, IT’S CRAP! AND SO ARE YOU!”

 Everett True

the song I hate more than any song ever

It’s a weak, flimsy premise for a song: not thought-through, sappy, opportunistic, smug, the opposite of naive … something that this song is often called by its defenders.