The reason Splendour hasn’t sold out instantaneously, as it normally does, is that the line-up doesn’t justify the price.
This week, Jeff takes his fans behind the scenes at his local fitness club.
I’ve met Nick Cave a few times, and – seriously – I don’t reckon he has ever killed or raped a woman.
She’s like Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse rolled into one, not quite so threatening
Once there was no “three songs, no flash” rule, now it’s industry standard in all but the small, local shows. Once there were no releases. Once there were no copyright-grabbing contracts.
The care and attention to detail in this parody is breathtaking.
Someone was accusing me of going soft on Kings Of Leon the other day. Bangs wept! I CANNOT have such aspersions cast on my professional integrity. The following is for him, my faceless accuser. Reprinted from Something Awful, 19/11/10.
This is music that swims.