The return of Everett True | 87. GFOTY

Studiously alienated nostalgia in fast reverse, like Cristina exposed to the post-PacMan generation: all those squidgy sped-up Chipmunk’d possible vocals in the background.

Posh, like disdain. She speaks better, and more coherently, and more incisively than me.

Defeatist, like QT.

GFTOY stands for Girlfriend of the Year.

Bobby presumably is the former paramour who doesn’t matter.

Great video.

I could have done with a little of this at Future this year.

Scratch me. I like most everything.

Reminds me of the ground floor of the Martin in Olympia WA for some reason.

by Everett True

My name is Everett True. I am a music critic. This is what I do. I criticise music. The clue is in my job description – music critic. I do not consider myself a journalist, as I do not research or report hard news. I do not consider myself a commentator as I believe that everyone should be a participant. I criticise people and in return I am not surprised if other people criticise me. It is part of the whole deal of being in the public arena. I am Everett True. Believe in me and I have power like a God. Quit believing in me and I no longer exist.