Washed Out – Within And Without (Sub Pop)

Washed Out - Within And Without

by Scott Creney

It’s worse than I imagined. Ernest Greene — the Trent Reznor to Washed Out’s Nine Inch Nails — and his music isn’t that bad, I guess. I like a little ambient background music with a little psychedelic wobble now and then myself. It’s not Washed Out’s fault that this innocuous, harmless music, meant only to be beautiful, to be a nice soundtrack to someone’s life — it’s not his fault that I keeping hearing all these horrible things in it.

Or is it?

After all, it’s the music’s total lack of substance that allows it to be anything people want it to be — the most co-optable sound to ever come out of the underground. The final mainstream nail in the alternative coffin. This music is dead. The kind of thing you find in stores that sell the kind of clothes you can’t afford. A soundtrack for the rich and privileged to shop away whatever’s left of this country’s wealth while their parents bust unions and rig the government on their own behalf. A music to help emotionally-stunted college students believe they still have feelings — that their inner life hasn’t been permanently stunted by a lifetime of anti-depressants, anti-anxiety medication, anti-hyperactivity medication, and parental neglect.

A cover that looks like it came straight out of a fashion magazine. In an interview, Ernest says he sees the album art as a visual representation of his music. On this, at least, he and I are in agreement. I see two tanned, Hollywood-immaculate (muscular guy, pencil-thin girl) bodies engaged in a passionless embrace. More than anything, they looked bored. Or asleep. Which might be interesting if Ernest meant the cover to be some kind of ironic statement, about his music or about his audience. Instead, he just thinks that this album is more personal, and so the cover reflects a moment of intimacy, in the sense that this album is more intimate than the last. Get it?

Apparently, Ernest has never flipped through a fashion magazine — or made a trip to an Abercrombie & Fitch.

Music to make out to, I suppose. A collegiate version of Norah Jones. Music to smoke pot to. Music to buy expensive shoes to.

The worst kind of escapism, it really is the sonic equivalent of Ambien. It sounds like what airbrushing looks like. And the music feels as tangible as the breasts on this month’s cover of Vogue. The music embodies a sleepwalking lack of personality. It’s what those science fiction stories you read back in high school — Brave New World, 1984 — imagined the future would be like. Washed Out is bland, vague, a prescribed numbness, an officially sanctioned docile blankness. It’s asexual, apathetic, and drifting on clouds as its life passes before it. The crushing smile of a power that never shows its true face, because thanks to people’s apathy it never has to. Let them eat sunscreen.

Maybe it stands for pleasure, but Within And Without’s pleasure is the type you find on television & romantic comedies. It’s plastic, shallow, short-term, and ultimately empty. It’s as pleasurable as a cold glass of sweet tea on a hot summer’s day, and every bit as nutritious and filling.

So vague, so effervescent. Never has a band been so appropriately named. The music of Washed Out exists in a world free of suffering, free of meaning, free of struggle.  It makes Animal Collective sound like Gil-Scott Heron. It makes Fleet Foxes sound like Forever Changes. It makes Ke$ha sound like Public Enemy. It gives electronic ambient music a bad name.

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19 Responses to “Washed Out – Within And Without (Sub Pop)”

  1. Wow.
    *picks that Manorexia album off the shelf and cuddles it*

    Just … wow.

  2. Jez says:

    I don’t get Washed Out. It’s being sold as some ‘alt.cool’ loved by music bloggers and geeks, yet the sounds he uses are SO bland and so pathetic it makes me wonder if I am listening to a different record. I played it to my dad the other day and he said ‘that’s nice what’s that?’ Think that sums it up really. Dadelectronica.

  3. Lewis Parker says:

    If they existed 10 years ago, you can tell Sofia Coppola would have put Washed Out into Lost in Translation.

  4. Mike says:

    I agree the album cover looks a bit like some sort of perfume or clothing ad, or whatever. But only because those industries have co-opted youth culture. are those models really that extraordinary/flawless? Lots of girls in their early 20s are that skinny; lots of guys the same age have a natural amount of musculature before their beerguts settle in; lots of kids that age are tan, especially during the summer; and the pair must be at the girls place, because the sheets are clean.

    I enjoy a good rant, and that’s certainly what this article is. But let’s not take it too seriously. Neither the rant nor the music. It’s just pop music, and it mostly isn’t revolutionary or meaningful, so you don’t need to ring the alarm bell about a lost generation every time an album like this comes out.

  5. They do rather make Chapterhouse sound like Slayer.

  6. Joseph Kyle says:

    If I were Phil Collins, I’d be calling up my lawyers right about now. I’ve heard more rip-offs of the drum solo from “In the Air Tonight” than the original song had!

  7. Everett True says:

    If you were Phil Collins, I’d be slapping you round the face right now.

  8. Joseph Kyle says:

    Touche, sir! If I were Phil Collins, I’d be praying for a Mark David Chapman.

  9. Everett True says:

    He. Is. Not. Forgiven. Trust. Me.

  10. sleevie nicks says:

    be careful of which era of Phil Collins you enjoy Scott, just ask Pete Townshend.

  11. Erika Meyer says:

    I get the feeling that as album sales decline, a lot of bands nowadays are making music expressly intended for synchronization. Slickly produced boring songs might still be great for use in a commercial or movie, provided the sounds are not unpleasant or distracting.

  12. Chris says:

    Lighten up.

  13. aislek says:

    C’mon. This album isn’t that bad. Washed Out makes non-threatening, disposable pop & it was intentionally constructed as such. Not everything has to be profound. I wouldn’t call it sonic Ambien…maybe sonic hand sanitizer. It’s quick, accessible and you feel clean for a short time after listening to it.

  14. DC says:

    Bravo! I find no redeemable quality in this album/outfit. It’s wet belly button fluff. It/they almost (*almost*) makes Perfume Genius seem momentarily interesting.

  15. disco says:

    scott clearly grew up in a closet, eventually convincing himself that everything outside of that closet was nearly as good.

  16. Nabil says:

    You are a terrible reviewer. You sound like you are in high school and getting back at this album for not going to prom with you. How can you appreciate anything with such an embittered spirit? Grow up, nerd.

  17. Ultramafic says:

    When you were riffing on science fiction stories I was expecting a comparison to the food they eat at the end of a wrinkle in time, that looks so good but has no taste.

    Amazing review, even tho I happen to like the album. “it sounds like airbrushing looks like.” gold!

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