If any enterprising website or message board would like to reprint this article in full, could they also include the following sentence? WE ARE LAZY THIEVING CUNTS WHO CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO GENERATE ANY ORIGINAL CONTENT OF OUR OWN BECAUSE WE HAVE NO ORIGINAL IDEAS OF OUR OWN. Thank you.
As you were then.
That In Utero memo REVIEWED IN PICTURES
Editor’s Note 1: the following is not intended as a commentary upon either the contents of the album In Utero, nor upon the intentions of any record company which intends to commemorate the 20th Anniversary of the album In Utero’s original release with a special commemorative edition. Rather, this is a straight interpretation of the ‘In Utero memo’ that has been doing the rounds of the social network sites over the past 24 hours.
Editor’s Note 2: if you are intending to reproduce this article in full on your website or message board under the pretext of “showing it up as such an obvious and badly-written parody only a moron wouldn’t see through it immediately, although if that’s the case quite why the fuck we’re bothering to discuss it here I don’t really know, maybe I’m worried that it might turn out to be real after all, I’m not sure, I just know that I have two sometimes conflicting but equally as strong impulses when it comes to stuff like this, that is, 1) I WANT TO BE FIRST! and 2) I DON’T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL!, I mean it could be real, innit?”, then please include these paragraphs as well.
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That In Utero memo Google-translated into Haitian Creole, Russian, Welsh, Esperanto, Icelandic and back again into English