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quite honestly, the worst fucking thing I’ve seen this year (Courtney Love in Venice)

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Courtney Love at Venice In Venice

It’s like a nightmare Dystopian vision of the future where minor celebrity counts for everything, and nothing else matters. 

Forget Amy. Jesus. That was nothing. A great singer having a real bad day. This video has left me wordless. Wordless. You might think it’s bad circa 2.20, with ‘Under My Thumb’ paled out and neutered into pointlessness. You might think it’s terrible, what with that smug butt-wipe of an introduction and smug butt-wipe of a singer talking with the self-styled “beautiful people”. But you ain’t seen shit yet, chicken. You ain’t seen shit yet. Just wait …

The following is reprinted from my live-to-air review of Hole 2.0’s last album Nobody’s Daughter.

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Oh god. ‘Letter To God’. Oh god. Why does every fucking self-satisfied Hollywood-tainted fucking rock star feel like they HAVE to write a song like this if they live past 45? “Dear God/I’m writing this letter to you… I feel nothing… I never wanted to be/Some kind of comic relief/Please show me who I am”. “I’ve been tortured and scorned/Since the day I was born/But I don’t know who I am”. Oh fucking sweet Bangs. Oh fucking fucking heavens opening and weeping and letting down their light on poor, hard-done-by multi-millionairess Courtney. And why, oh why, oh why, does she thinks that if it was OK for Axl Rose to sing like this it’s OK for her? Get your Hole 2.0 cigarette lighters now so you can wave them in the air.

They’re laughing at you Courtney, not with you. They’re laughing at you.

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