Everett True

Imagine if Beat Happening had sold 30 million copies, not Nevermind

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By Everett True, age 11

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7 Responses to Imagine if Beat Happening had sold 30 million copies, not Nevermind

  1. hannah golightly July 30, 2011 at 12:09 am


  2. hannah golightly July 30, 2011 at 12:10 am

    spell check fail. ha ha I meant to say controversial

  3. chuck July 30, 2011 at 6:52 am

    oblique circles are my second favourite round things- thanks for reminding me E.T.!

  4. brett lyman July 30, 2011 at 7:14 am

    i feel like psychically they did sell 30 million copies – i never hear anyone get excited over nirvana but not a week goes by that i don’t hear someone enthuse over the BH cartel. they turn me on

  5. Jon Mould July 30, 2011 at 7:40 am

    shit imagine if

    actually musical fulfilment of life ambition….DIY makes money

    however….imagine the spin off effects…

    Adverts in Barritone, news in colloquial Barritone, all back filled with Velvet beats

  6. hannah golightly July 30, 2011 at 9:57 am

    Observe the punch line!

  7. Bartosz Biniek April 1, 2012 at 8:56 am

    I would never thought you’re eleven, Everett. Ha! I’m older than You!

    Yeah, there wouldn’t be all that Nirvana-wannabees and the Foo Fighters, and the “Loser” style that much popular…but from another hand, there would be Beat Happening-wannabees and many other strange things. Yeah, the Calvin’s Calvinism would be at least trendy.

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