Run Bruce, run!

Further brainfreeze caused by attempt to start final draft of PhD.

Bruce is a rock star.
Bruce says baby, we were born to run.

Run Bruce, run!

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Beyonce is a pop star.
Beyonce asks, Who run the world?
Girls. Girls run the world.

Run girls, run.

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Lou is a rock god.
Lou wants to know what costumes poor girls like to wear.
Lou is waiting for his man, but he’s always late.

You better run run run run run, Lou. Run.

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Donovan is a pop singer.
Donovan likes colours.
What rhymes with yellow, Donovan?

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Jim is an edgy rock singer.
Jim wants to live life on the edge.
Jim wants to make love on the edge of a knife.

Careful Jim!

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Roger says kids don’t need no education.
That’s a double negative, Roger.

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Mick says he can’t get no satisfaction.
I’m glad he’s satisfied.

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Suggs is a pop singer.
He likes driving in his car.
Drive, Suggs, drive.

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Lou is a rock god.
Lou wants to take a walk on the wild side.
Walk Lou, walk.

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by Everett True

My name is Everett True. I am a music critic. This is what I do. I criticise music. The clue is in my job description – music critic. I do not consider myself a journalist, as I do not research or report hard news. I do not consider myself a commentator as I believe that everyone should be a participant. I criticise people and in return I am not surprised if other people criticise me. It is part of the whole deal of being in the public arena. I am Everett True. Believe in me and I have power like a God. Quit believing in me and I no longer exist.