One of my regular correspondents on Twitter recently published this blog entry. I thought I’d reproduce it here, because I find it to be quite revealing: partway explanatory of what goes on behind the scenes at the mainstream rock press.
I like Everett True. Many don’t but I do. He’s a personality and modern music writing has a paucity of those. But that doesn’t mean I always agree with him. This week he’s been posting up the archive of one of his much-missed projects Plan B, a fine magazine which gave birth to many a great up and coming new music writer. But while that’s a brilliant public service it gave me occasion to read his editorial from Issue 0 and now, a few years late, I need to disagree with one of his quips.
Recounting a trip to lecture some media students, Everett talks about dismissing, “NME and Q as being put together by people embarrassed to be writing about indie music…” That’s the point at which he and I take different paths.
Both Q and NME have been terribly compromised publications for years but that isn’t down to the people working on them not caring or not loving music as much as Everett does. It’s because those magazines are cogs within large corporations with confused agendas, turned into toys for editors enthralled with a philosophy of “brand”, “content partnerships” and other phrases that translate to bad magazines.
Everett’s advice to potential Plan B contributors was “be yourself” but that’s not always been a choice at NME or Q (although NME under Krissi Murrison is 1000% sharper than the dull days of Conor McNicholas running the paper into the ground). Q is like the Borg. It gobbles up writers and pulps them into a bland mush.

The Atlantic has just published a list of what makes great editing in celebration of its 153rd birthday. One point stood out for me as a big failing at Q was this: “Don’t over-edit. You will often estrange an author by too elaborate a revision, and furthermore, take away from the magazine the variety of style that keeps it fresh.” Too often Q has been like a mangle, squeezing until all the writer’s personality is left in the bucket.
That is not the fault of the people who work on Q [I was front section editor there for just over a year]. They are a sharp, smart, committed team with a real love of music. But the product they are made to produce is a sad compromise, under the cosh of powerful PRs trading access for writing about bands that just aren’t up to snuff. Q has to play safe.
Editors aren’t given the scope to be imaginative – they can’t take risks and there have been some terrible decisions (putting Johnny Borrell aka the least palatable man in music on the cover?!). No one in the office besides the boss backed that move but it happened anyway. A few months down the line the revisionist history had begun: “Who’s idea was that then?”
Plan B was wildly inventive and individualistic. It could never sell more than a nominal number of copies. Q is bland and it struggles to maintain the sales figures it once easily pulled in. Neither is the solution for what a music magazine should be now.
In some ways, the question is whether a traditional music magazine, a bound collection of pages, still has a place. I think it has but a successful one needs freedom of movement that an oil tanker like Q doesn’t have right now. The ship can be turned around but the captain needs to accept that the iceberg it’s headed for is there to begin with. Right now, they’ve got their hands on the wheel and their eyes closed…
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Claire Michelle Welles
i used to buy Q back in the 90′s…it was an ok read for the bathroom. i wouldn’t wipe my arse with it nowadays.
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Wallace Wylie
I have a distinct memory of when the illusion of an independently minded music magazine was finally torn from my mind. It was when Q gave “Be Here Now” by Oasis 5 stars. It didn’t even deserve 1 star. I suddenly realised it was nothing to do with music. Then I looked at every other magazine and they had done the same thing. I think that was really the final nail in the coffin for the British music press.
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Claire Michelle Welles
bring back ‘select’!
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Everett True
Select was the beginning of the end
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Claire Michelle Welles
well it was alright when i was 12/13…i don’t think music mags are for anyone over the age of 21 to be honest.
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Wallace Wylie
When some magazines gave “(What’s The Story)Morning Glory” an honest review, calling it average at best, they were made to feel like chumps because it sold millions. Everybody collectively shit their pants when “Be Here Now” came out and fawned over what is undoubtedly one of the worst albums ever released. The British music press (with a few notable exceptions, obviously) showed itself to be spineless and worthless, and I honestly don’t think it’s ever recovered.
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Claire Michelle Welles
’be here now’ was great…it killed off 1000′s of landfill indie bands in one fell swoop!
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Everett True
there was a great article on The Quietus or somewhere about precisely this. David Stubbs to thread!
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Taylor Parkes
I had to review “Be Here Now” for Melody Maker. I didn’t think it was “undoubtedly one of the worst albums ever released” – I actually quite liked the way it was so laughably overcooked, as I have a baffling soft spot for cocaine-excess records – but it very clearly wasn’t great. I was told by the new ed, “if you don’t like it, ring us immediately and we’ll get someone else to review it”. I can’t imagine a more ridiculous thing to say to a half-starved freelancer, let alone a clearer warning of the paper’s exciting new direction.
Churned out a sort of “hmmmmm” review, saying that the good tracks were good (which I honestly thought, though of course I haven’t heard them since whenever it was that album came out) but oh dear, the bad tracks were bad, and boringly the whole thing sounded exactly as you’d expect. Someone – I can’t imagine who – edited out much of the negative stuff, and I think they also boosted the star rating. I didn’t write a great deal more after that, surprisingly enough. The phone had more or less stopped ringing anyway, so I suppose everyone was happy.
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Everett True
You all might be interested in this. What Wallace was talking about earlier, with regards to the second album. http://archivedmusicpress.wordpress.com/2009/07/02/david-stubbs-reviews-whats-the-story-morning-glory-30th-september-1995/
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Two other very interesting articles about the music press.
http://populardemand.wordpress.com/2010/11/14/why-i-wont-be-re-subscribing-to-the-wire/
http://theantiroom.wordpress.com/2010/11/16/what-the-boys-said-gender-imbalance-in-music-magazines/
Blimey. Taylor Parkes. My friend fancied you.
That story reminds me of the 15Peter20 episode of Nathan Barley, which I always point to whenever anyone asks me why I stopped freelancing.