Folk link me to stuff on my Facebook wall.
Mostly, I ignore it. Or delete it. Can’t stand people pissing like cats on my territory. Why can’t they just send me a fucking message? Occasionally, though, something of interest does seep through. Take this article, for example, written by one Andrew Dubber:
And while “beige against the machine” is a cute and retweetable one-liner, it’s nothing more than a cheap shot based on a faulty premise: that something went wrong with music in 2011. That musicians gave up en-masse and just made safe, ineffectual and dull music.
There are quite a few problems with that idea. I’m just going to mention just three here, but you’ll no doubt think of your own too.
1) You can’t complain about a dull year in music if all you do is report on the pile of CDs that ended up on your desk as a result of public relations and major label marketing. If you were looking for urgency, relevance and innovation in that lot, you’ve misunderstood the process. No matter how much you shout “Challenge me!” at your stereo, it’s not going to oblige if you keep putting Coldplay CDs in it.
2) Even if you are looking outside the pile, chances are you’re still looking in the wrong places. Things that sound like (or aspire to sound like) the music that did make it to the minor landfill of compact discs cluttering your desk are not likely to be any better. After all, it’s no longer the job of rock music to be urgent or important. And it’s certainly not the job of mainstream rock music. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but guitar, bass, drums and vocals is no longer by default a counter-cultural lineup. The same can be said for R&B and mainstream hip hop. It’s possible to do radical stuff in those musical domains, but it’s certainly not the norm.
3) IF IT’S BORING, DO NOT WRITE ABOUT IT. In fact, write that on a post-it note and stick it to your laptop screen. Writing about boring is contributing to the boring.
The guiding question for interesting music journalism needs to be “Yes, but what else is out there?”. More than ever before there is the opportunity (even the need) for major publications to employ investigative music journalists and people with genuine curiosity. We all know what can happen when people with these kinds of qualities are given a decent platform.
John Peel-ism should be the norm by now.
Music journalists and radio programmers have the opportunity to lead us toward these rich seams of wonderful music lying just beyond their morning jiffy-bag mail pile and inbox of press releases. Their refusal or reluctance to do so suggests that it’s not popular music that is the problem.
Never before has there been a greater opportunity for music journalists to be tastemakers and discoverers of exciting talent. Never before has that opportunity been so resolutely rejected.
This is something that’s been puzzling me for a while. From where I sit, popular music (let’s not just limit ourselves to calling it rock, or hip-hop, or alternative, or underground) has rarely sounded s0 exciting. I’ve been overwhelmed with discoveries this year: from established artists (Kate Bush and Bjork, bored with having invented the wheel, find something to replace it; PJ Harvey as conscience of a country; Tom Waits as Tom Waits) to newer sorts (the frenzied schism of Tunabunny and Maria And The Gay and The Bastards Of Fate; the skronk motorik groove of No Mas Bodas and Muscles Of Joy; the fluid dance floor grace of Barbara Panther; righteous venom from Skinny Girl Diet and a hundred others). From music made in the early 20th Century to all those crushworthy femme-pop practitioners, to music made yesterday.
When I posted on Facebook that I was willing to write an article, “2011 great songs from 2011″, I wasn’t being facetious.
Folk often ask me what was the best year for popular music. I reply, there’s no such damn thing. It just depends on what you’re exposing yourself to: I have a particular preference for 1979-81, but also for 1985, 1992, 2001, 2005, 2010 and 2011. Damn, there was some great shit going down those years. Doesn’t mean that the other years didn’t also have great shit going down, in fact I think I’m starting to change my mind already…
What Andrew says above is so painfully true. Especially the line about, “You can’t complain about a dull year in music if all you do is report on the pile of CDs that ended up on your desk as a result of public relations and major label marketing”. Back in the early 90s, working for U.K. music weekly Melody Maker, I used to fucking LOVE doing the singles. There was always so much to write about! Yet when it came to their turn, most of my colleagues would whinge about what a pile of crap they had to review that week. How so? I would go out and BUY FUCKING 20-3O RECORDS THAT WEEK (often on the recommendation of the good folk at London’s Rough Trade Records) and review those. Why limit yourself to what the industry wants you to hear?
Here at Collapse Board, I deliberately don’t have a list of PRs or record labels to contact, rely on recommendations from friends and peers and colleagues on social network sites and via email. Maybe I shouldn’t be this way? Seems like it’s not the way you operate in the music writing world if you want to make a living from it. Most of the time, it seems that folk only want to read about what other folk are reading about. Even if it is only about having their prejudices confirmed with regards the “new boring” (and by inference, the fact that music ain’t what it liked to be back when they actually fucking cared about it).
I’m reminded of a comment from a good friend on Facebook yesterday in defence of Meryl Streep:
Well ET, as you of all people know, film like music is much more limited for women, particularly a woman of Meryl’s age, she obviously enjoys a challenge and not having seen the film, Im assuming her performance will be the only thing of note about it……as for being “mechanical etc” jeez…check out Kramer Vs Kramer for one of the most devastating performances ever, Meryl is/was as good or better than De Niro or anybody else, if you only worked on “good” films, you’d never work im afraid.
He’s a film actor himself. He should know. And of course, I’m not actually ‘working’ here at Collapse Board. No one is paid here. And I guess then there’s a whole argument to be had in favour of my friend’s statement, that if I actually wanted to be paid for being what I’M FUCKING GENIUS AT then I need to be “doing a Streep” and swallowing my pride and doing stuff I just don’t believe in. I still – rather forlornly at this stage – contend that that shouldn’t be necessary. I cite my past – Plan B Magazine, Careless Talk Costs Lives (which no one was paid for either), even 85% of the Melody Maker stuff – and argue constantly with myself that this can, this WILL change. I’ve managed it before and I’ll manage it again.
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