10 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board, 05.03.12 – 11.03.12

R.I.P. John Grabski III. If you don’t know who he is, then maybe now’s the time to find out.
Princess Stomper | Eleven more records to be embarrassed about liking

You can’t please everyone, and taste is subjective
Jan Terri to appear in Seattle at MAGMA FEST 2012

I didn’t understand at first. I thought he was talking about some kind of soda pop. Sub Pop?
Space Punk: The Online Video Years – “Group Pussy Riot burns Putin’s glamor”

This would be refreshing just as regular punk rock performed on a stage in a club, but Pussy Riot only play unsanctioned shows in public spaces.
Scott Creney reacts to Pitchfork’s reaction to M.I.A.’s Finger

Ryan Schreiber should be, if not ashamed, then more than a little embarrassed at the moment. Calling someone an asshole for raising a middle finger to a Super Bowl camera when you run a website and a music festival that has no problem promoting songs about rape, misogyny, and homophobia is empty and pathetic.
M.I.A.’s Middle Finger, Madonna, and Me

Some people say that little girls are meant to be seen and not heard. Well I say OH BONDAGE, UP YOURS!
The Feelies vs Lou Reed

In Hornby’s view, rock critics are a pretty sheltered lot. It is, he points out, a young person’s game.
Oh mercy. The shortlist for the AMP 2011 has just been announced.

Cue familiar back-slapping noises and cries of “haven’t we done well, chaps?”
Everett True and the Gender Obsession

Yes, he does say that there are good male musicians/bands. But it feels to me like they nearly have to prove themselves worthy of consideration
n+1 Publishes an Interesting Article About Pitchfork | Collapse Board Publishes a Response

While Pitchfork may be invaluable as an archive, it is worse than useless as a forum for insight and argument
Scott Creney reacts to Chuck Klosterman’s article about tUnE-yArDs pretty much exactly the way you’d expect him to

I’m not a huge fan of Tuneyards, but I think this article is a massive pile of shit. No maybes about it.
The Curious Case of The Antlers
If after six plays of a song you are left with absolutely no idea what it sounds like it has surely failed some kind of crucial test.
NME introduces the one-word music review

As noted in last Thursday’s post, veteran music rag Spin has pronounced the traditional album review dead.
Brian Wilson tired of music critics putting him in a box

Turns out some cold-hearted bastard had gotten Brian in a box and then nailed it shut. It took me almost an hour to get him out.
Things to consider when adding a female to your band

So your potential female member is young, sexy, and malleable. Great! Is she sexually available? And how does her status as “taken” or “available” affect the rest of the band?
Handy live music reviewing tips from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

It’s not a review unless you comment on the quality of the merchandise.
Alternative Music Fan Notices Contradiction In Jessie J Hit Song

The update sparked two replies and got 9 ‘likes’, the second highest amount McMillan has ever gotten for a status update.
Why Pop Music Matters (No Matter What Age You Are)

Pop outflanked all of its critics by making them extreme traditionalists or anti-populist cranks.





