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“I know it’s stupid but I love you.” Said The Whale.

"I know it's stupid but I love you." Said The Whale.

It’s two minutes and 47 seconds. It’s stupid. It’s perfect.


RIP Ray Manzarek (1939-2013)

RIP Ray Manzarek (1939-2013)

Some bands from my youth have fallen by the wayside, but not The Doors. I always return to them and each return pays back my youthful devotion. RIP Ray Manzarek.


Letters from Rosie 10 | I am perhaps the last Madonna fan on earth. That’s as may be.

Letters from Rosie 10 | I am perhaps the last Madonna fan on earth. That's as may be.

The top two percent of indie music history is remembered and the median is just disregarded.


20 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board | April 2013

Another slow month, enlivened somewhat by the top two entries. At this rate, Collapse Board’s going to be less popular than The Legend!’s music – something I always figured was impossible. 1. A fitting playlist for her funeral | 30 Songs about Margaret Thatcher Here’s what I’ll be playing, come the day of her funeral. [...]


Christina Amphlett (1959-2013)

Christina Amphlett (1959-2013)

Chrissy Amphlett, lead singer of Divinyls, died this past Sunday. She was 53. Most musicians are lucky if they ever release a record, much less make the charts, never mind change the world. Ms. Amphlett, who left home at 14, accomplished all three.


Book Review – The City is Ablaze! The Story of A Post Punk Popzine 1984 – 1994

Book Review - The City is Ablaze! The Story of A Post Punk Popzine 1984 - 1994

It costs the same as 3 issues of Mojo, or 6 weeks’ worth of NME’s, and it’s a dozen times more likely to change your life.


How to write a press release

How to write a press release

Why would we make this music that is The Terror – this bleak, disturbing, hopeless record…?? I don’t really want to know the answer that I think is coming: that WE were hopeless WE were disturbed (but we didn’t have a longing to NOT be disturbed) and, I think, accepting that some things are hopeless…or letting hope in one area die so that hope can start to live in another?? Maybe this is the beginning of the answer.


Dear Bobby Gillespie | Re: ‘It’s Alright, It’s OK’: it’s actually really not

Dear Bobby Gillespie | Re: ‘It’s Alright, It’s OK’: it’s actually really not

It’s leather trousers worn by men in pubs. It’s an OAP still piling the remainder of his hair into his Teddy Boy quiff, which has over decades thinned to the point where it’s just a flimsy hint, a ghost of a style.


20 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board | March 2013

There’s a whole hidden musical village here that you know nothing about.


Why I ended up enjoying a Justin Bieber show

Why I ended up enjoying a Justin Bieber show

We watched 1991: The Year Punk Broke on videotape. The boys asked me to sing, I never did. I preferred staying hidden behind my instrument with my short dresses.


EDM Faulkner

EDM Faulkner

It was supper time and the birds was tilting.


Why would anyone want to hate the best rock band to come out of Australia in decades?

Why would anyone want to hate the best rock band to come out of Australia in decades?

Why do music fans have to be so reductionist. Does everyone HAVE to think the same way?


AKB48 | The opposite of girl power

AKB48 | The opposite of girl power

Minegishi’s apology came hours after a tabloid newspaper published photographs of her leaving the apartment of her boyfriend, Alan Shirahama, a dancer in a boy band…


20 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board | February 2013

The nastiness, the blackness and bleakness, is a lot of the attraction.


Some random thoughts on ‘Still Crazy After All These Years’ and Paul Simon in general

Some random thoughts on 'Still Crazy After All These Years' and Paul Simon in general

This appears to be the opposite of crazy. It’s mundane. Why would somebody describe their encounters with normal everyday situations and then call themselves crazy? Why indeed. They’d have to be delusional.


The Creator and the Critic

The Creator and the Critic

How to Distract Yourself from Making Art, or “Did You Read That Article?”


Iceage | an open letter to Louis Pattison

Iceage | an open letter to Louis Pattison

The only thing worse than a band deliberately putting violent/racist/fascist imagery out there is a writer like myself taking exception to it.


Iceage | smart and naive can be a dangerous combination too

Iceage | smart and naive can be a dangerous combination too

They’re Joy Division and they’re being treated like they’re Skrewdriver. Perhaps they’ve brought it on themselves, but I think it’s a pity.


Mackin’ on Valentine’s | A Valentine’s Day tale

Mackin’ on Valentine's | A Valentine's Day tale

I want to be with you everywhere


12 from 13 | IAN GETS EDDYCATED

So what does this tell us? That I still have a musical bone in my body? That we all reference from the familiar? That nothing is new? To my mind, it’s all about telling something true. And therein lies the spark.


The Continuing Sad, Sorry State of Australia Street Press

The Continuing Sad, Sorry State of Australia Street Press

If Street Press Australia is still inviting discussion about sexism in its papers, I would like to let them know that I think Fred Negro’s Strip included in Time Off edition 1611 is sexist.


News exclusive | Brisbane supergroup to reform?

News exclusive | Brisbane supergroup to reform?

Perhaps The Go-Betweens are planning on reforming, with Everett filling the role of Grant McLennan?


20 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board | January 2013

20 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board | January 2013

Maybe if I hadn’t been such a dull-jawed slack-witted alcoholic retard…


Something for the youth to spit on | a live execution with BABYLAND

Something for the youth to spit on | a live execution with BABYLAND

And the call? It’s OK to be you. The freaks, the nerds, the outcasts. The last ones picked, the ones never picked. Fuck! There’s power in that.