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THE TEN GREATEST ALBUMS EVER MADE

THE TEN GREATEST ALBUMS EVER MADE

Right! I’ve thought long and hard about this, agonised and whittled down to final ten but here, at last, I think I’ve burned down to a list of solid gold excellence.

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Singles reviews | Arctic Monkeys, Britney Spears, Fall Out Boy, Rahiem DeVaughn, Robbie Williams

You’d have to have been found swaddled in a wicker basket in a forest clearing and bought up and reared by wankers to ever consider this anything other than time-marking bollocks of the most tedious kind. Legends.

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You can’t have me | Why I said no to Crikey

You can’t have me | Why I said no to Crikey

I have been doing this too long to be in it for the tickets.

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In Words | The Breeders @ The Tivoli, Brisbane, 29.10.13

In Words | The Breeders @ The Tivoli, Brisbane, 29.10.13

And that’s The Breeders, a naked man joy-riding in a car.

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A Conversation with Everett True, October 2013

A Conversation with Everett True, October 2013

Listening to whole albums has become irrelevant due to the immediacy of the internet

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Basically, Johnny Moped

Basically, Johnny Moped

A foghorn of a Croydon singing voice, Quality Street-tin drums and curiously deft and layered guitars, almost tripping over themselves in their distorted rush to get to the end.

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Singles reviews | Arcade Fire, Robin Thicke, Eliza Doolittle

Singles reviews | Arcade Fire, Robin Thicke, Eliza Doolittle

My god, can you imagine how tiny Robin Thicke’s dick is? Judging by his over-compensation it must be Clarkson small, Gervais small, with a couple of tiny balls looking like Murun Buchstansanger.

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Ed Kuepper @ Brisbane Powerhouse, 14.09.13

Ed Kuepper @ Brisbane Powerhouse, 14.09.13

Dynamics are the key and it’s only if you really goddamn feel the song you’ve written, understand it with every fibre, does it all instinctively flesh itself out in a live scenario.

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Amanda Palmer and friends in all their glory, live at a house party in Lutwyche

Amanda Palmer and friends in all their glory, live at a house party in Lutwyche

Suddenly I realise I’m in a room with people actually comfortable with sexuality and I’m relieved to be around a sexual culture that doesn’t exist just to please men.

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The Sweet Smell Of Success (chapter four)

The Sweet Smell Of Success (chapter four)

Who would rather watch television than go out? I don’t understand the world.