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All 10 Collapse Board Cults album reviews in one easily searchable popularity chart

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Updated 06.06.11.

Now updated (31.05.11) to include all mentions of Cults on Collapse Board ever!

Incidentally, that review ‘in poetry’ languishing at the bottom of the chart is great.

1 (1) 10 REVIEWS OF THE NEW CULTS ALBUM – 1: in real time
The final track … I can’t type any more. It’s too sad. The final track. (Everett True)
2 (4) 10 REVIEWS OF THE NEW CULTS ALBUM – 7: the really bad review (U.S.)
Listening to Cults, I can only imagine that they have some great insider connections. (Wallace Wylie)
3 (3) 10 REVIEWS OF THE NEW CULTS ALBUM – 10: confessional
Confession: I am a 1960s girl group snob. (Laura Witkowski)
4 (2) 10 REVIEWS OF THE NEW CULTS ALBUM – 3: in pictures

(Hannah Golightly)
5 (5) 10 REVIEWS OF THE NEW CULTS ALBUM – 8: pretzel logic
Thus, Ms. Rikki, the following list of 12 cults far better to cultivate than the cult that Cults’ Cults will inevitably inculcate. (Logan K. Young)
6 (6) 10 REVIEWS OF THE NEW CULTS ALBUM – 5: the good review (U.S.)
Cults knows the difference between an influence and a cliché. (Scott Creney)
7 (9) 10 REVIEWS OF THE NEW CULTS ALBUM – 9: the girl group review
Cults are cute. A cute bunny rabbit of a band. But bunny rabbits fuck. (Tamsin Chapman)
8 (9) 10 REVIEWS OF THE NEW CULTS ALBUM – 4: the bad review (U.K.)
It’s like a bag of those fun-sized Mars bars: nice to dip into, but a bit much if you try to wolf the lot in one go. (Princess Stomper)
9 (8) 10 REVIEWS OF THE NEW CULTS ALBUM – 2: pen rip tips
(see post) (Sleevie Nicks)
10 (10) 10 REVIEWS OF THE NEW CULTS ALBUM – 6: in poetry
Melody has the power to kill. You will be consumed within the arches of its sound. (Brigette Adair Herron)

OTHER MENTIONS
1 (1) Fuck The Dream. Marry for the love and not the money.
Cults are creating a new sound and a new dream for the painting-by-numbers bandwagon jumpers to ape in about three years time when they’re well established, tried and tested … (HG)
2 (4) All 10 Collapse Board Cults album reviews in one easily searchable popularity chart
If pictorial reviews continue to be this popular on Collapse Board, I might start doing away with written reviews altogether. Which would be a shame because then you’d miss out on stuff like this, and this. (ET)
3 (2) Song of the day – 307: Cults (a rejoinder to the hipsters)
I’m not drunk. Just heavily intoxicated. (ET)
4 (3) Cults vs Warpaint @ the Great Escape Festival 2011, Brighton, UK, 12.05.11
The music and the dancing is infectious. and the crowd sway and dance as Cults work the room into a blissful frenzy. (HG)

Photography: Greg Neate

4 Responses to All 10 Collapse Board Cults album reviews in one easily searchable popularity chart

  1. hannah golightly May 31, 2011 at 3:30 am

    Woo hoo! First time for me to be top of the list! Celebration!! By the way Cults’ PR loves the ten reviews “even the bad ones” ha ha Nice work everyone!

  2. hannah golightly May 31, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    Oh. Now I’m at number 3… well at least my fave review is at number one… for now at least.

  3. Everett True May 31, 2011 at 12:34 pm

    The first three places are very close.

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